




Shrimp Diplomacy Unisex Tee
Shrimp Diplomacy Tee
For when the world’s on fire, your rights are under siege, and the government offers you catfish as a consolation prize. This shirt commemorates the unholy union of crustaceans and cruelty, because in 2025, we can't afford medicine, but shrimp tariffs are poppin’.
Wear it when you’re mad. Wear it when you're high. Wear it to the next protest, cookout, séance, or Senate hearing. Soft fabric. Hard truths. Ghost-approved.
Lake Lanier does not endorse shrimp-based governance.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lake Lanier Official
- Email: haunted-lake-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Shrimp Diplomacy Unisex Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|